Monday, 2 November 2009

Breaking News

This from empireonline.com

'Katie Holmes has replaced Liv Tyler as the lead in the indie rom-com, The Romantics.

'Holmes will play Laura, the maid of honour at the wedding of her best friend, Lila (Anna Paquin). Only problem is, Laura has got previous with the groom (Josh Duhamel).

'Malin Akerman, Elijah Wood, Jeremy Strong and Adam Brody complete an impressive cast of bright young things. Galt Neiderhoffer will direct, having adapted the screenplay from her own novel'.

I guarantee that will be shit.

Lazy Review: Jenifers Body



Jennifer's Body is shit.

For a 'Horror Comedy' there aren't any scares and the jokes are dreadful, In particular the joke about Wikipedia

The dialogue is appalling, and the use of the word Salty became particularly annoying (in this it means attractive).

It's also another crap film on Megan Fox's IMDB page ('How to lose Friends and Alienate People' is starting to look like a fluke).

It REALLY wants to be Heathers. It's not.

Verdict: 0/10. Avoid.

Lazy Poster




Very Lazy.

(Sorry for the blurry image)

Review: Fish Tank

Gritty Urban Drama= rubbish

British Gritty Urban Drama= really rubbish

Fish Tank is the exception. Fantastic acting, direction, cinematography, editing, sound design. Well done to all involved.

Verdict: 10/10. This is now firmly in my top 10 of the year.